These Are The Top 5 Liquor Shots. Is Your Favorite Actually #1?

If you know me, you know I am a real alcohol lover, but I’m also quite picky, and I think that a lot of alcohol tastes as terrible as anything has ever tasted. Yes, I have a signature drink, and I want to talk about it. I have become a regular at multiple bars at this point, and I feel like a pro at ordering drinks. Well, I am a pro at ordering my own drink, which is a “Cranberry Pineapple Vodka.” I know what you’re thinking, and no, I don’t want to call it by its official name. Why? Because I don’t want a bartender to eff it up and make their own version. It’s what I like, and I’m going to drink what I like. I’m also known for my ability at taking shots like a champ, and making people literally respect me when they didn’t think they were going to. Duh.

I’m obsessed with bars. I love them so much. But, I feel like I am SO* picky with my beverage choice that I look like I don’t know what I’m doing. But I do know what I’m doing. And in this post I’m going to carefully outline for you what I like, and what I absolutely do not like.

So now, if you are ever buying me a drink, you’ll know what to do. Let’s get started! These are in order from best (mmmm) to worst (*throws up*).

1. Vodka

Honestly, vodka is the best. It’s the only shot that I can take and feel really great about. I feel like it’s the ultimate glam drink, and it really gets the job done. It’s so clean, and just like, efficient. I love it because most people can’t handle it because of their high school/college years of drinking, and how much they vomited etc, but you know what? I love it. Also, I didn’t even drink in high school, because I was so worried that I would accidentally like, flirt with a boy and out myself, so just I don’t have high school drinking days. If you asked me in High school what my favorite alcohol would have been, it would have been a virgin strawberry coke slurpee, or Dr. Pepper/. Anyways, vodka is the best. I only get mixed drinks that are vodka based, because I hate other drinks, but for various reasons. I’ll outline those in the next parts of this list. #VodkaIsSoBae

2. Whiskey

Whiskey is actually my second choice of a shot. I don’t like a whiskey drink, but I can do a shot of whiskey. I have NO idea why. On my 21st birthday, someone (a stranger) bought be a whiskey shot  and I drank it and then for some reason I just kept ordering whiskey. So whiskey is the official alcohol of my 21st karaoke bar birthday party. I feel like it’s so* manly, too. So if I want to impress people I’ll do a whiskey. I do, however, think it’s totally off-brand for me, and I don’t do it often.

3. Rum

I basically don’t even know what rum really is. When people offer me rum, I just think of pirates and then that’s like, it. I feel like it’s popular among the people, though! So I don’t think I would hate it. I mean, Malibu smells good, but it also smells so thick and sunscreen-esque, and if you know me, you know I HATE sunscreen so much. I’m been a victim of one too many sunburns and I don’t care to even go around the smell of sunscreen, so there’s that. But I’m going to put rum at Number three here. Because the next two SUCK!

4. Gin

Like, what the hell even IS gin? I genuinely have never even had it. I don’t even consider it for some reason. I don’t get it. But, I think it’s so classy! I feel like I don’t know anyone who gets it. Whenever I see someone get a gin and tonic, I’m like so impressed because it seems so adult and classy.

5. Tequila

When I hear the word tequila, I vomit. Like literally all the time. One time in college, I went to a party/thing where all they had was gold tequila (ugh) and I was at that point in being 21 where I was very into just like, drinking things, and it didn’t matter what. Omg. I maybe had like 5 shots of it and I’m pretty sure it’s the worst drunk I have ever been. Tequila actually like, affected my vision. I remember walking home feeling like I was literally spinning in circles, and then when I got home, I just lost it. And I was laying in bed and I am convinced that I was actually spinning in circles. It was seriously the worst. I can’t even with tequila. Like I literally can’t.

There it is! I hope I didn’t offend anyone in this ranking, but if I did, please let me know why and what you’re going to do about it! Scroll down to leave a comment and love me, follow me on twitter, and like my new Facebook page immediately!!! Love you ALL!

Have a great week!