My Dating FAIL. Don't Worry, It Was All A Dream.
I just woke up from a dream in which I was at the Sun Valley Mall in Concord, California. I was shopping in Tilly's, where the employees were building a haunted house. I decided to help out, and I thought the girl that I was helping was cute or something. So I decided to flirt with her. I guess I was too persistent because she left the store and went to her other job at the Verizon booth across the way. I followed her out to the booth, and I asked her if she was mad at me, and she said "Yes." And I said, "well if you ever change your mind, here's my card, you can text me."
And I pulled out my wallet and pushed across the counter a PAPA MURPHY'S COUPON! And she was like, "Umm... that's a Papa Murphy's coupon." Shit. And then I woke up.
It seems to me that this dream could mean one of three things:
1) Now I like girls 2) I seriously need to work on my dating game 3) Maybe pizza is the way to MY heart
That's my morning thought, I hope you have a great day!