Celebrity Endorsement of Me.
Written by Kelly Moran (my BFF)
Follow her @kellyjmoran
We may not know each other on a personal level, but if you’ve made the decision to read this blog then I can assume you’re a rather sensible reader with impeccable taste and a thirst for adventure. I hope these traits will help you to forgive me for the much-needed reality check I’m here to deliver. As you delve into the mind of Benjamin Hawes, the greatest twenty-something to date, you will be struck with more inspiration and hope than you have ever thought possible. In a moment of overwhelming vigor, you will find yourself thinking, “Wow, I’m ready to make my dreams come true! If Ben can do it, I can do it!”
This is a grave and common misunderstanding. The fact that Ben can take the bull by the horns and be the master of his own destiny does not at all mean that you are capable of the same feat. I’m not trying to be cruel here because it really isn’t your fault. As you will learn on this site, Ben lacks most of the inhibitions that naturally afflict the general population. He was born with what scientists will one day refer to as the “why the hell not?” gene and without the “let’s be realistic” gene. Simply put: it’s not you, it’s him.
Don’t be discouraged! Ben’s perspectives and anecdotes will absolutely help you reach your fullest potential, which is only slightly less than his fullest potential. We can’t all be winners, but that doesn’t mean you should give up trying for second or third place. Ben has it all – money, fame, power, an ass that won’t quit – and with his help you can have at least a couple of those things, too!